Say hi to my mom (and Amelia Earheart)! She’s pretty cool…I guess. My mom, not Amelia, she’s more than “pretty cool”. But I mean for as far as mom’s go, she is pretty cool. This woman is my gateway to a lot of my interests and my quirks. If you ever wonder where I get my pettiness & sarcasm from, you’re looking at it right now. She is a 53 year old BTS ARMY, Trekkie, & bibliophile who likes 80’s rock music and shoes. What’s not to like right??
This dufus right here is my older brother, Zachary. Ignore the face he is making, we got to sit in the cockpit of a F/18, and the face I made when I got in it wasn’t much prettier. At 6 & 1/2 years older than me (7 if you ask him), Zach & I have an interesting relationship. You see, for the first 16-ish years if my life, this man right here was my sworn enemy. The Lex Luthor to my Superman. The Mario to my Bowser. The Professor Moriarty to my Sherlock Holmes. You get the point. Then one day we both came together and decided that if we worked together we could take over the world 😈….In the least we could conquer adulthood together.
You can find him here (just tell him I sent you):
Meet Old Man II also known as Bear. We have had this little man since he was born 11 years ago. He is a combination of cranky & snuggly, while also being part Dachshund& Australian Terrier. Don’t worry he is still pretty spry for an old guy. At less than a foot tall & 18 lbs. on a good day, he is the boss of the house. What he says goes, and I mean it.
This is Oogie Boogie, Oso, Big Man, Pretty Boy, Space Case, or more commonly known as Sirius. (Yes like Sirius Black from Harry Potter, but its fuck J.K. Rowling on this page)
Sirius is technically my dog, but some days I think he loves my mom more than me. Probably because she lets her grand-dogs get away with whatever they want. I get Siris shortly after my childhood dog Max passed away. Most days it genuinely feels like Max sent Sirius to me to make sure I stayed sane after he was gone. This dog is 100% my soul dog, and I love him more than life itself.
He was also my final reason for why I am certain I never want children.
Last but most certainly not least is Miss O the “Oreo”. This little canon ball of dynamite is the latest addition to the Doss Zoo although at this point we have had her almost a year. She is just about a year old herself, and it still full of that puppy energy. She spends most of her days terrorizing her brothers while also yelling at the couch cushions. Don’t ask about her breed, we don’t know. So far the guesses has been Pit bull, Shar Pei, Mastiff, Cane Corso, or Akita? DNA test is pending & I’ll update this when we find out.